Here is a short comic!
sexuality: Natalie Dormer with a weapon
"If you could change one thing about adults, what would it be?"
"I’d give them more money."
"Yeah. Some of them don’t even have money to buy food."
A visual Coat glossary
Illustrations by Marlene Brüggemann
#don’t be fooled this is the saddest children’s movie ever made
I like how he’s the luckiest kid “in America”, like there’s some Candian asshole with two giant robots.
I once told a joke about a straight person.
They came after me in droves.
Each one singing the same:
Don’t fight fire with fire.
What they mean is: Don’t fight fire with anything.
Do not fight fire with water.
Do not fight fire with foam.
Do not evacuate the people.
Do not sound the alarms.
Do not crawl coughing and choking and spluttering to safety.
Do not barricade the door with damp towels.
Do not wave a white flag out of the window.
Do not take the plunge from several storeys up.
Do not shed a tear for your lover trapped behind a wall of flame.
Do not curse the combination of fuel, heat, and oxygen.
Do not ask why the fire fighters are not coming.
When they say: Don’t fight fire with fire.
What they mean is: Stand and burn."
I live in a place where we have entire stores dedicated to crazy socks.
"LOUD GROSS SOBING"
white boys who respond to criticism of racism and sexism by ominously saying that there are ‘bigger problems’ scare me. like what is this big secret problem and why won’t anyone tell me about it? are we going to be eaten alive by mutant sharks? are oranges secretly poisoning us? who knows. the white boys, apparently.
Ok but I’m pretty sure Sherlock himself would be annoyed by how much Elementary has been focusing on him
"What are you are saying like I’m more interesting than Joan? Have u met Joan???"
"Why isn’t Ms. Hudson back we have chickens now I didn’t realize how much mess chickens made we need our housekeeper and also she’s just rad in general help"
"I COULD HAVE MET JOAN’S BIO DAD BY NOW. U SHITS BETTER PRIORITIZE."
"Are u kidding me u brought that asshole Lestrade back into my life twice but we can’t have a single case about Alfredo?"
"Where is Bell I miss Bell we haven’t seen his biceps in like a year, 100% homo"
Sherlock Holmes against Sherlock Holmes getting any more attention